Bamboo Chopping Board – “Off My Tits On M&S Picky Bits”

Add humour to your hosting with this engraved bamboo chopping board, featuring the cheeky phrase “Off My Tits On M&S Picky Bits”. Perfect for grazing tables, picky teas, wine nights, and gift-giving, this board is both practical and decorative.

Crafted from natural bamboo, each board is laser engraved for a permanent, high-quality finish. Ideal as a novelty kitchen accessory or a funny gift for friends who love snacks, charcuterie, and hosting with attitude.

Whether used for serving cheese and nibbles or displayed as kitchen décor, this board is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Key Features

• Made from durable, eco-friendly bamboo
• Precision laser engraving
• Humorous novelty design
• Ideal for cheese, charcuterie, and picky bits
• Lightweight yet sturdy
• Each board has a unique natural grain

Size & Material

• Material: Bamboo
• Finish: Natural bamboo with engraved text
• Size 30 x 24.5 cm (approx) 

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only
• Do not soak
• Not dishwasher safe
• Dry immediately after washing

Important Notes

• As this is a natural bamboo product, grain and colour may vary slightly
• Engraving colour may differ due to wood variation