{"product_id":"keep-off-the-grass-taxidermy-mole-display","title":"Keep Off the Grass Taxidermy Mole Display","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll rise for the tiny tyrant of the lawn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet this mischievous \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etaxidermy mole- \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea real preserved mole specimen with absolutely no respect for garden rules and a suspicious amount of underground authority.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith velvety fur, mighty digging claws, and the expression of a creature who has personally destroyed at least three flowerbeds, this little troublemaker is equal parts hilarious, creepy, and oddly adorable. Posing in front of his tiny warning sign like the self-appointed guardian of the garden kingdom, he’s ready to take centre stage in your curiosity cabinet, gothic décor collection, or dark academia display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for lovers of oddities, natural history, and wonderfully weird home décor, this authentic mole taxidermy piece makes an unforgettable conversation starter for shelves, studios, tattoo shops, Halloween displays, and Victorian-inspired interiors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re building a cabinet of curiosities or simply appreciate chaotic underground energy, this grumpy little lawn enforcer is ready to defend the grass at all costs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 13cm x 10cm (approx)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep your underground monarch looking majestic for years to come:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep away from direct sunlight to prevent fading\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplay in a dry environment away from excess humidity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvoid touching the fur excessively, as natural oils from hands can affect the specimen over time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDust gently using a soft brush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep away from curious pets, tiny goblins, and overly judgmental guests\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndoor display only — the King has retired from tunnel duty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach mole is a genuine natural specimen, meaning every King of the Tunnel has its own unique personality, pose, and tiny underground energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarefully packaged for safe travels from the underground kingdom to your doorstep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quirky Koala","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53090380972298,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/0644\/1738\/files\/F13DD05E-97C1-434E-BE9A-E09F20140109.jpg?v=1779463374","url":"https:\/\/www.quirkykoala.co.uk\/products\/keep-off-the-grass-taxidermy-mole-display","provider":"Quirky Koala","version":"1.0","type":"link"}